It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent..... ......... ......... 12 Calories
Without her consent..... ......... ...... 387 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands....... ......... ........ 8 Calories
With one hand........ ......... ......... 22 Calories
With your teeth....... ......... ........ 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.... ......... ......... . 6 Calories
Without an erection.... ......... ....... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris.... ........ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot...... ........ 192 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary.. ......... ......... ......... 112 Calories
69 lying down........ ......... ......... 178 Calories
69 standing up.......... ......... ...... 312 Calories
Wheelbarrow. ......... ......... ......... 386 Calories
Doggy Style....... ......... ......... ... 400 Calories
Italian chandelier.. ......... ......... . 972 Calories
ORGASM
Real........ ......... ......... ......... 112 Calories
Fake........ ......... ......... ........ 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging..... ......... ..... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately. ......... ....... 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately. .....816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old......... ......... ...... 36 Calories
30-39 years....... ......... ......... ... 80 Calories
40-49 years....... ......... ......... ... 124 Calories
50-59 years....... ......... ......... ... 972 Calories
60-69 years....... ......... ......... ... 2916 Calories
70 and over........ ......... ........ Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly...... ......... ......... ......... 32 Calories
In a hurry....... ......... ......... .... 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
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